.speaking of way hardcore.

the elements of style is awesome. in fewer than a hundred pages, it tells you how to write without sounding like a dumbass. it tells you how to avoid writing like a pompous, redundant idiot.

it is also totally funny and witty and smart, which makes it unique and delightful to read. (yes, i said delightful.) for example, when you look up the word "utilize," it says that you should just use the word "use," because utilize is a word for bastard-people who like to hear themselves pronounce many syllables. another example:

"the truth is....the fact is....a bad beginning for a sentence. if you feel you are possessed of the truth, or of the fact, simply state it. do not give it advance billing."

ha! don't you feel like an asshole now! i bet you say that all the time.

maybe you should read the elements of style and learn how not be such an asshole.

bring it.